nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

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Anonymous asked:

Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

ohmygodthanks Answer:

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.


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